In-Character Mory Special - Meet the Cast

[eto]

Into a rather plain room of existance upon the internet, a figure steps forward, followed by a rather sizable group of people. The light rises enough for the figures to become evident, Eto stands there, looking rather tired as usual. Behind her stands the entire cast of Mory, both major and minor, behaving themselves for once.

"All right, everyone," Eto calls to no one in particular, "A certain board member offered me the suggestion of a thread in which people can come forth and question the members of the Mory cast - so, I decided, why the furk not?" She pauses and grins. "A few rules though... There is to be no glomping, stealing, or molestering of the characters. I have a halberd and I know how to use it. Just come forth and dare a question - they might answer, they might not. They reserve the right to protect their own personal information if they find the question too intimate... So, it's basically like a giant, furry, Magic 8-Ball game. Are you willing to try it?"

Eto then stands there, a mediator between the two parties.

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ April 09, 2003 05:17 AM: Message edited by: Eto ]</font>

[skizzy the wonder lizard]

::steps up to the audience mike::

yes, this question is for lillyflower? i am a supporter of you and kyuuei hooking up. any chance? would you ever be into giving girls a chance?

[SND]

[img]eek.gif[/img]
*stares starry eyed at the cast, ready to pounce*
*yells from the dark part of the audience in a rasping voice*
steeeeeeeeeeevvvvveeeeee.....sssstteeeeeveeeee...S TEVE! do you have a girlfriend!?!?!?!

[eto]

Eto conjurs up a papasan chair, seating herself cross-legged within it and crossing her arms over her chest.

To the first question, Lillyflower was drinking something when it was asked - she sputters, spraying a little before clapping her hand over her mouth and trying to regain herself. "Well, ah... To be honest, while I am accepting of all life choices, I never considered it." She sets aside her water and smiles sweetly. "I'm just not really looking for a lover right now, thank you."

In the back, Guyth gives a little hidden sigh.

When Steve is addressed, the lamia slithers towards the front, scribbling on his clipboard. "Girlfriend? I don't have time for such ridiculousness! I have a presentation to put on! And why isn't there any paint on this set yet?? STAGE CREW!" He slithers off again, grumbling.

[gilgalad]

*A rabbit-eared demonic figure dives at a random cast member before the rules set in. She stops suddenly in midair and drops to the floor, clutching her throat as if dieing before suddenly standing upright.* Curses, foiled again! My most foul and evil of plans are ruined by...rules. Why must it be so?! Why?! Why?!

{Audience} GET ON WITH IT!

...oh, fine then. A question for Ren! When you and Raiden get married can I take pictures at the wedding and design your dress? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[eto]

Eto sort of just rolls her eyes at the bunny's actions - she knows what'll happen if she tries it again.

Ren assumes a look similar to a deer caught in headlights at the mention of the word "marriage" - Raiden steps in, putting an arm around Ren and pulling him close with a laugh.

"Oh, we're not looking into marriage right now - we're still children after all! But should wel, we'd be more than happy... Though I don't know if Ren honey would be happy in a dress..."

Ren just sort of gives a whimper, as does Phil, who mutters, "I thought I was gonna do the photos..."

[eto]

Eto gives a raised eyebrow to the increasing amount of attention on pouncing, pulling out a cloth and polishing the tip of her rather large halberd. "There is to be no physical interaction whatsoever with the cast members. Moving on..."

Berty-chan seems to consider her question for a moment before answering, rubbing her chin. "Oh, sure, I've met a lot of them that fight back... But I prefer to pick off the shy ones anyways. No use for a fighter in my farm, if you get my drift. One escaped me... Once. He moved away, so I really don't see that counting."

Mory looks up from her laptop, which she has set out on the floor in desperation to keep connected. "Eh? Yeah, deyahsch an Area 51... Da governshmentsh dun even deny da presensch of da site itschelf."

Mory's Friend looks blatantly confused. "I have no idea what you guys are always talking about... You all know my name! It's--""GUU!" M ick jumps into her arms, beaming widely, and begins to take over his own question. "Gaaoo guu gu gaauuu~"

Lillyflower clasps her hands before her, smiling widely. "The happiness exists within us all, my friend... You just have to remember to keep it in your heart! Once you let happiness into your heart and give it a nice little cottage with a nice big yard to play in, it'll never want to leave!"

The members of Graphite are pretty much clustered together, but Flick speaks first. "Oh, we'll be havin' our next gnarly gig down at the Chicken Fry Hi Cafe Friday at 8, dudette. And we play whatever the groove tells us, man! Some have classified us as, like, Celtic slash punk, but it's just the rhythm, ya know, dudette?"

Nigel, who was standing next to Flick, smiles kindly. "Why, I was born in New Zealand, old chap. I was an only child and we moved a lot, but it was a jolly good time, nonetheless."

Yasuzo gives a shudder at the sign, clinging to the first person he can find - which happens to be Berty-chan. She grins and throws an arm around him, and he just gives a little whimper.

P.S. ...This censoring system ***** complete unmentionables.

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[SND]

but...the pounc...but...but...
awwww shoot...
oh yes, i do have one more question then this maniac in the back row can finally sit down...
Flick! how much beer do you drink a night? I musnt be out-done... [img]cool.gif[/img]
oh and mory, dear, do you play games on the Ine? if so which ones?
*sits down and goes back to planning how to get around eto*

[Jake Monroe]

*walks forward. There is psionic energy swirling around his left hand for no particular reason*

Berty-chan, how big is your Anime collection?

[eto]

Eto says nothing, only sits with halberd in hand still.

Flick seems to consider something, counting off on his hands. "Dude, depends on what day of the week it is... Like, on weekends I kinda lose count after twenty or so, but I like to toss in those gnarly little drinks too... During the week I try to, like, keep it down, cause it totally bites to have a hangover when Suka's playing, man..." Suka hangs his head a bit, the drum sticks still in his paws.

Mory doesn't even pause her typing to answer. "Nah, Iz dun really play gamesch... Deyah nah musch of a challangesh."

Berty-chan also has to take some time to answer her question, counting off in her head. "Oh, I don't have that many of the store-bought ones, but I have easily over 500 anime movies and series in the original Japanese versions or fansubbed that I've gotten ahold of - about the same of mangas. The Japanese versions are SO much better than the American translated junk..."